She's JV to your varsity
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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