Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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