had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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