The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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