Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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