he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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