wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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