Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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