I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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