I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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