Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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