i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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