I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm way too hungover for life right now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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