I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had to cum in my sink.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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