Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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