why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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