Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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