I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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