Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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