Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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