Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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