Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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