im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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