Yo dont text me then not text me
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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