Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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