i may or may not be watching the land before time
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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