Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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