Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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