Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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