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So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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