How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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