Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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