I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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