How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
