And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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