"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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