oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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