Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
