She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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