"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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