is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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