Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its about making memories worth repressing
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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