We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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