I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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