Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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