mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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