Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Can Purell be used as lube?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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