He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
