he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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