they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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