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We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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