You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Rumble strips road head = magical
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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