Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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