We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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