handjob tips. give me some.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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