Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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