i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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