its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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