I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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