You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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